I was wondering, and wondering. What type of girls guys like most. Then I thought of it.
Ahh.. Shu Nus!
Nabei la. I am not a shu nu lor. That's why no one likes me.
Let me see, what are the criterias to be a shu nu leh?
Hmm..
1. Must be very skinny. Look fucking pale and speak very very softly. Because fat people looked damn strong and do not have that kind of "bully me" face. Shu nus are usually(note:USUALLY) very good to bully one, espacially when guys are around. Wawa.
2. Attire must always be in T-shirt and jeans. Ah, and not to forget, always keep a jacket in hand. Shu nus get cold so very easily, remember, they are all frail and vulnerable. Even if they goes out of house in sleeveless, they'll definitely cover themselves up with jacket. Shoes must always be track shoes.
(Oh my god! My attire is so so WRONG.)
3. Hair must be in a silly ponytail. Sometimes a cap is needed(for fuck I dont know la). And, black is the color. Never dye your hair, reborning is ok. But dont ever dye. I shall say bye bye to my golden ends soon. Gotta crop it to get that shu nu look.
4. Must love babies. Giggle irritatingly whenever a baby's image in sight. Ah, and maybe to portray a very fucking love babies to the core image, record a kid's laughter, voice, etc etc down in handphone and giggle in public while listening to silly babies' cries.
5. No smoking, No drinking. Abit of alcohol is alright, but definitely no cigerattes. Best still, frown in disgust whenever cigeratte smell is detected. Cough, struggle for fresh air!
6. Then hor... Must type like this..... The more the fullstops.... The merrier....
7. A handphone in hand is a must-have. 6230i is preferred, because, java games are fun to play with. Master the game and the ability to stare into the small handphone screen 24 hours a day. Play with handphone even when with friends. Well, its alright to treat friends like they are invisible, Java games are more important.
8. It's good to have a crossword puzzle book in hand you know? Just in case the handphone battery runs out.
9. The thing is shu nus are very quiet by nature. Dont talk too much unless needed. That's why the above two factors are very important.
10. You know Lilo and stitch? Yea, Thy favourite cartoon character is STITCH. Lame.
11. Go home early and sleep early. 11pm is too latefor a shu nu like me!
12. Accompany Mami(note: its spelt as Mami, not Mummy, Mama, Mum, etc etc) everywhere(I think I only qualify for this point lor. I accompany MAMI shop almost every weekend. The thing is, she always makes me vomit blood by the end of each shopping trip), tell her everything. Treat her to Sakae Sushi, TCC. Ask her for advice even for love problems. Aiya, report even the smallest detail to MAMI la.
13. Sharon Au is my Idol from now on. I hereby announce, I love Sharon Au.
14. Favourite food consist of very soupy stuff. Prawn mee and macaroni are hot favourites.
15. Discos are full of bad people. Strictly no clubbing. Sorry to my two Windys, no more clubbing from now on, have to be home before 10.
16. Watch all channel 8 shows if possible.
17. Freak out whenever a quarrel between other friends is present. The thing is, shu nus they treat friends damn IMPORTANT. And, had never seen a quarrel before. Because, they are all SO I.N.N.O.C.E.N.T. They dont know what a quarrel is, and have absolutely no idea why do people quarrel. Shu nus are very SINCERE. They DO NOT use friends. Aiya, I dont know what is the fucking big deal about people quarrelling la. EVERYONE (at least my friends do, oh, I've forgotten the fact some people have a pathetic amount of friends, possibly NONE at all)quarrels at least 5 times in their lives with friends lor. Nabei la, I think people whom had never quarrel before simply have got no friends lor. That's why no one bothers to argue with them. I'm lazy to elaborate on the point. Point is, I'd just fucking freak out whenever I sees my friends argue from now on. Better still, I'll fake a faint.
18. No vulgarities. Strictly no middle-finger points at anyone.
19. Give that innocent "I dont know anything" look whenever guys are present. Its ok to be Ya-ya when with the girls.
20. No one-to-one dates. Ask a friend to tag along. Better still, get the whole class to go.
And the most ultimate:
Hang out with guys! Girls are such petty, plastic creatures! Oh, girls are so so calculative! They remember every single detail and gets angry ever so easily! Guys do not bother so much.
Last but not least:
Every one whom treats me good, I wont treat them bad(I will only use and throw away. HEhehe). Once a friend, always a friend to me(smell my foot la).
Oh... And, by the way, I really saw someone's dark side last Friday. So SHOCKED! Never knew suck person exist until that day. So scary.
*Faints*
I want to say one thing.
This is my blog. If anyone wants to read it, dont get affected(disturbed is such lousy English) by it. Because I'm only blogging down my feelings, nothing's wrong with that(THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING BLEW UP THE ISSUE WHILE WE WERE IN YEAR 2? YOU FREAKING ASS). I so dont want any conflicts in school.
To sum up the fact that I'm gonna be a shu nu from now on, I shall upload some super cute baby pictures!

That's Hanagi and his baby sister(I've forgotten her name la). She is so cute lor. My Mum says her hair stands up straight like that of dragonball.
..to be continued..