i loved once @ Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Eeeh. Laoniang need a boyfriend for my 21st birthday leh. Anyone have got any nice guys to intro to me ma? Got commission one leh.
Lets see,
180cm and above, $50
180cm and below, $5
Yandao one, $50
Not-so-Yandao one, $25
Not Yandao at all, priceless(you know what I mean)
Fair, $50
Middle-ranged skin tone, $5
Super tanned, $0.20
Straight white teeth, $100(Fuck it man, I love straight white teeth!!)
Straight yellow teeth, $20
Crocked white teeth, $5
Crocked, yellowish teeth, Eee, I dont want!!
Stylo-milo, $50
Shabbily-dressed, $5
Bilingual, $40
Fluent in English, $20
Fluent in Mandarin, $10(so common seh)
Nice hair, $50
Botak, I also dont want !!
Good kisser, $100
Okay kisser, $50
Dont know how to kiss, -$50(Laoniang expects to be paid to teach idiots how to kidd one, ok)
I will update when I think of more things to add on.
Imagine how fucking much you can earn looking at the good pricing I mentioned above.
Nb la, all of the above are rubbish la. I am just fucking sian.
I dont need boyfriend one, ok.
..to be continued..
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