i loved once @ Thursday, January 26, 2006
HUANG MEIYUN IS VERY RUDE. SHE KEPT READING MY BLOG AS I TYPEDi
VERY VERY VERY RUDE!!!!!
I HOPE SHE STEPS ON BANANA SKIN TODAY.
and i hope she steps on the banana skin on the right angle so that she will slip as she steps on it.
while she falls, the person looking at her will be a handsome guy(eg. BRYAN).
she says that's her wish also. but she altered my part abit. Bryan wont be looking at her only. he will catch her as she falls.
i will eat banana today.
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recently everyone around me had been feeling very down, dunno why isit that everyone is in a depression mode. i guess so its because the bloody weather is damn hot and that the examinations are coming AND the deadlines for our projects are drawing nearer and nearer. aiya, dunno how to cheer them up la, but i hope that the bad feelings accumulated these days will go away soon =)
as for me, i'm feeling quite neutral la, but more on the down side.
because:
1. i know i wont be getting more than 5 ang bows for the coming CNY
2. i am very fat
3. i'm running out of cash
4. my family is outcasting me
5. i do not have enough time for everything
6. Mr.B hadnt been talking to me(KNN)
7. my pay is damn low thus this point will link back to pt. 3
8. school sent me a warning letter
a)my father opened my letter
b)my mother scolded me
c)chee seng added oil to fire by telling my parents that i may be debarred from the module and thus will have to study extra half year
--->and they had to believe him instead of me. WTF
9. and all these will surely result in me getting kicked out of the house one day
10. i do not have the ability to support myself should they really kick me out of the house one day.
Bloody hell, i think its a scheme set up by my sis and cheeseng that everyone in the family is unhappy with me. they wanna occupy my bedroom and don wan me to snatch the toilet with them. having me not around also means they can have more intimate moments together without me this intruder. and not to be missed out, they will also have more space in the living room sofa and i will not be around to pick the TV programmes and boss around them. they also dont have to leave any food for me, ya, they can eat my share as well. they can have peaceful nights without my loud snores ringing into their ears at night.
WTF la. what kind of sister and future brother-in-law are these two? to think i treat them so good they they are planning how to get rid of me. knn la.
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end of 1st story.
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y the hell did i end the 1st story so abruptly? becos i m very pekcek with An-Gi-Lu. she dosent trust us!!!!!!! hmm. must be something wrong with her. i am so honest looking yet she dosent trust me.
something must be wrong with her eyes.
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new yr resolutions:
earn more money
save more money
find a handsome boyfriend
study harder
kick balls of all bastards
eat faster
walk faster
do everything faster
be on time.
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i loved once @ Saturday, January 21, 2006
21 june, 2006
Very irritating lor, when I see those so much dumber than me people going into NUS, NTU, SMU, etc(all those bullshit institutions).
So damn KNN can.
Come primary 4 onwards, I'm confirm in the top 10 list one lor, and my English is ALWAYS top the class one lor. ALWAYS.
Those who were previously in Cedar, you know those stupid "Owl" avid reader badges? I've got loads of that at home, and Laoniang was the 1st batch to receive that as well.
And, I NEVER study. NEVER ok.
My PSLE aggregate stood at a proud 217 considering the fact that I dint touched the books.
NNBCCB, dont know what the hell happened to me sia, come sec one, I become the last 10 of the class, then retained at sec3.
And my poly results sucks like hell.
Eeehh. I was browsing through Friendster just now and see some cb schoolmates who were so much dumber than me then, studying in those bullshit institutions now.
What the fucking fuck la.
Had I turned dumb or they became smarter overnight?
PS.Hee. Laoniang very clever. This post is too bhb liao so I'd decided to change the dates so pple cant view unless they looked through my archives.
..to be continued..
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i loved once @ Friday, January 06, 2006
its been a real long time since i last updated my blog. dont really know wad to write.
went to school rather early today for the xml. and i got the warning letter from the lecturer. sibei sway sia. but luckily she didnt send the letter to my house, or i would had died from the scoldings from my 2 parents. anyway, xml was boring.
we had a 3-hr break aft the xml lesson, and we went 3 places! haha
first, we went hougang ave 8 to collect contact lens. den meiyun was very funny. she suddenly covered her eyes and kept shouting things like she scared, cannot see, ask me to take the lens for her. i tot wad happened sia.
it turned out that meiyun was scared of the Jinlong fish in the optical shop. haha i told her she v useless leh, afraid of a small fish.
the reason y she had a phobia of that fish was because she had to 'sleep' with the fish when she was younger. but den hor. after sleeping with the fish for so long, she shld be closer with the fish right? haha i mean i sleep with my sis and i'm not scared of her ma. lol
aiya, i noe la, its becos the scales and eyes of the fish looks scary. that's y. hmm. luckily i din hd to sleep with frogs, or i surely wont be eating toad porridge now.
anyway, we went angela's mother stall for wanton noodles after contact lens. the noodles was fantastic!! no wonder the queue's always so damn long. and the soya bean milk was nice too.
my home was the next stop, cos i wanted to put my books and put on my contact lens.
after my hse, we of cos went back to school for java. haha den we spoke in english cos we're now having speak good english campaign. lol
and angela's english is really POWER. cos we were queneing for the water cooler and i noticed that the guy infront of us was wearing a pair of Levi's canvas shoes. den i commented that that guy must be pretty rich cos that pair of shoes must had cost him a bomb.
then,
Angela suddenly said,
"So what if he had a pair of Levi's shoes? dosent mean he rich wad."
"I, have BRANDED SHOES."
*sticks out foot to show her Nike shoes*
"And, I, also have BRANDED WATCH."
*smiles gleefully and sticks the hand out with the Addidas watch while using the other hand to point to her watch*
Angela sure is rich huh.
She is so cute!
haha
have to stop. i'm using jerlin's laptop and she have to go for her lesson now.
ps. this post sounds rather funny right? cos i used onli 15 mins for it and din have much time to think.
shall update more when i have the time and pc.
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